(1) Rocco is a German Shepherd Dog (2) He would probably like to see a frog (3) He is very very big (4) Maybe about as big as a pig (5) His fur is black (6) All along his back (7) His feet are tan (8) And he likes to ride in the van (9) His ears never stood up (10) For some reason, they've been floppy since he was a pup (11) Rocco's teeth are white (12) And he doesn't like it when we fight (13) When he feels frisky (14) We take him to play with the frisbee (15) Rocco loves to snack on cheese (16) But if we don't let him, he doesn't seize (17) Sometimes we give Rocco bacon (18) If we don't he will feel somewhat shaken (19) Rocco loves to eat scrambled eggs (20) And lick his legs (21) Rocco's breath smells kinda bad (22) But at least he makes me feel super glad (23) Rocco only drinks water outside (24) Water inside he always denied (25) Rocco has a really big bed (26) I guess that's about all there is to be said
The poem is dedicated to Rocco, the best doggo in the whole world.