E8#126
Do you love crime rates higher than Chicago? Fattening fast food around every turn? Constantly crowded traffic, and construction on every road? Expensive homes and apartments? Than you’ll just love Indianapolis, where we have all of these things, and more!
E8#127
We have crime rates higher than Chicago! Expensive fast food everywhere you turn to look! Constantly crowded traffic, and construction on every road are our pride and joy. And our homes and apartments? The most expensive things you can imagine! Come to Indianapolis and enjoy all these amazing benefits!
E8#128
What is your favorite part of American Cuisine? Is it a juicy, tender, piece of beef, grilled over a hot flame, and sandwiched between two buns? Or is it a long sausage, covered in toppings, and laid in a perfectly shaped piece of bread? Today I’m going to scientifically prove which one is the superior, and you’re along for the ride!
E8#129
Hamburgers and Hot dogs have long been debated as to which is the better part of American Cuisine. I mean, which would you rather bite into? A perfectly grilled piece of juicy meat, seasoned to perfection, with toppings that make it taste like if heaven was a food, and was sitting in your mouth? Or a sausage with bread wrapped around it? Today I discuss the differences, and crown one as the best American food of all time!
E8#130
(Note: the remaining portions of this essay are written on devil’s advocate, and are not my real opinions. Sorry if they are less enthusiastic than the previous attention grabbers because of it)
School is possibly the most necessary element of anybody’s childhood. The long hours prepare you to work your butt off at an office job the rest of your life, and submit to your superiors, while teaching you stuff that you will absolutely 100% need to know later in life!
Do you think working your tail off to learn how to factor polynomials is the most necessary thing to put your young mind to work on? What about learning about lifesaving in the name of seventh grade science? Could anything possibly be more necessary? Come join me as we jump into the different reasons that school is necessary!
School is the most necessary thing to put a child’s mind to. Imagine a place where you can send your child, a safe haven, where they will learn lots of totally useful skills and not be exposed to abusive and corrupt management, food not even fit for a mouse to eat, and will have all of the attention and care that they could possibly want or need. Imagine the social experiences your children would have, the 100% healthy and not bad growth that such a place would produce. Surely such a place would be necessary for a child to spend their entire childhood spending their time at!
(Not my best work by any means, but I tried my best. This whole persuasive writing is very new to me)