E8#145: Vote For Literally Anybody Else

Are you tired of exclusively ancient, incompetent men being at the top of American Politics? Do you want a normal person like you or I to be president instead of some creepy old geezers?

Old men are not objectively good rulers. It makes more sense to have a president that doesn’t take almost half of their term in off days. That’s not an exaggeration. Biden spent about 40% of his term out of the white house on stuff unrelated to work. The reality is, we need younger, more competent men in our higher political positions. Several of the founding fathers were under the age requirement that is in place for running for president now, that being 35. We need a president that cares for the people (at least a little bit) and doesn’t have to have a piece of paper that reminds him to greet the audience when he gives a speech.

There is a new person running for president this year! Mr. Literally A. Else is a thirty-five year old man from Texas who changed his legal name as a sort of a protest against the two existing presidential candidates. He is just barely within the legal age to run for president. He aims to address some of the core problems of our nation, including the education system.

In order to help make change in the United States, go to literallyanybodyelse.com to learn how you can sign the petition and vote for Mr. Else.